Oh, I’m so outraged. No noodles in the soup. Take it back.
“Um, excuse me,” I said to our young server who had the looks and style of a Kardashian. “My chicken noodle soup doesn’t have any noodles.”
Kim, I’ll call her Kim just for the sake of not knowing her real name, stopped and inspected my soup. She leaned over for a better look.
I glanced at her, waiting for her immediate reaction, such as, “Whada’ya know! No noodles,” and whisk my soup away for a fast exchange of soup with noodles.
But Kim didn’t say anything and gave me a perplexed expression, her eyeliner and jewelry flashing dazzling sparkles in the dimmed lighting.